yendeena:

Karna and Junao for Fate Felidae Zine (@.FateFelidaeZine on Twitter)🐈

sloppystyle:

teathattast:

free-post-store:

galladegamer:

willypadilly:

willypadilly:

effemimaniac:

makel-grax:

nutellabreakfast:

effemimaniac:

effemimaniac:

hits the bong and immediately becomes aware of the narrative

hits the bong again and looks directly at the camera knowingly

this is how eve got expelled from Eden

I like how bong can mean both penis and that big vertical disk that makes a lot of noise.

that’s dong and gong. bong means neither of those things

This edible (fruit from the tree of knowledge) ain’t doing shit.

I’m naked.

get out of the fucking garden

$0

verrsus:

Head thougts, no emty

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thehobbem:

azzandra:

princesshamlet-deactivated20210:

princesshamlet-deactivated20210:

y’all should watch supernatural because thor the norse god is there and he looks like this

chris hemsworth wishes

i said supernatural instead of stargate im losing my fucking mind

I thought it was an honest trolling attempt and I respected you for it tbh.

Me, before reading the rest of the post:

lakevida:

tatzelwurming:

buddwyer:

WHAT 💪💪💯

HUH 💥💥‼️‼️

DOES ANYONE KNOW 🙏🔥😂

midnightmadwoman:

pussyronin:

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we’re extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you’re wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger’s tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he’d taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i’ve seen the way you’ve looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

Please take this in the most encouraging and constructive way possible: replace the batteries in the CO2 detectors in your home